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Y2K compliant…

Thanks to LinuxHomeServer for sharing this joke. A slightly modified version is posted here. Enjoy 😀

TO: Boss

FROM: Mofiz

SUBJECT: RE: Changing Calendars from Y2K bug

Dear Boss,

I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion of all of the months on all of the company calendars for next year. The calendars have been returned from the printer and are ready to be distributed with the following new months: Januark, Februark, Mak, Julk.

Though you’ve not mentioned, I also changed all the days of each week to: Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, and Saturdak.

Now we are Y to K compliant…

Yours sincerely,

Mofiz.

Lesson to do Business

Two men talking

Father : “I want you to marry a girl of my choice”
Son : “I will choose my own bride!”
Father : “But the girl is Bill Gates’s daughter.”
Son : “Well, in that case…ok”

Next – Father approaches Bill Gates…

Father : “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates : “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Father : “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates : “Ah, in that case…ok”

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank…

Father : “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President : “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
Father : “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.”
President : “Ah, in that case…ok“

This is how business is done!!

Moral: Even If you have Nothing, You can get Anything. But your attitude should be positive.

These are called Exam Papers!

This post contains some funniest exam scripts that I’ve collected from the internet. It’s hard to believe that some students really have the nerve to write funny answer in answer scripts. Whatever the scripts are really enjoyable. I think the teachers were also enjoyed those scripts. Because I know how cumbersome job is to check the answer scripts and distribute marks for the answers. And this types of answer scripts is really a relief for a teacher… but what a pity, the relief maker students have no way to get marks for such a good (!) job.

Now enjoy the scripts by clicking the following “Read the rest of this entry »” link. To see the full view, please click the thumbnails of each pictures. Enjoy 😀

Continue reading These are called Exam Papers!

Lessons in Logic

Following quotes are posted to my Facebook Wall by Dipu. The heading of the post was “Lessons in Logic” or you can rather say Logical Lessons of Life. 😉 I think, these quotes are perfect for using in T-shirts. If anybody wanna use these quotes, do it at your own risk. 😀

T-Shirt

Lesson# 1

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it’s your stupidity.

Lesson# 2

I was born intelligent – education ruined me.

Lesson# 3

Practice makes perfect…..
But nobody’s perfect….. .
so why practice? Continue reading Lessons in Logic

Funny pics from Doyel

I received an email from Doyel containing two pictures which states “what would be the effect if USA lost the Iraq-war“. And I am sharing them with my readers. It seems that my blog is gonna be transformed in to an Anti-Bush campaign! 😀 Doyel was my colleague in AUST, who is now working in RanksTel. Hope you like the pictures. Click the thumbnails to enlarge the pictures.

if_usa_lose_to_iraq[1] if_usa_lose_to_iraq[2]

Flowchart of G. W. Bush!

For those who doesn’t know what a flow chart is – “it is a graphic representation of the stages in a process or system or the steps required to solve a problem“. This object is apparently used in programming language to explain the problem solving logic. The following flow chart depicts the problem solving flow chart for George W. Bush. Enjoy! 😀

Bush_flowchart