Lessons in Logic

Following quotes are posted to my Facebook Wall by Dipu. The heading of the post was “Lessons in Logic” or you can rather say Logical Lessons of Life. 😉 I think, these quotes are perfect for using in T-shirts. If anybody wanna use these quotes, do it at your own risk. 😀

Lesson# 1

If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it’s your stupidity.

Lesson# 2

I was born intelligent – education ruined me.

Lesson# 3

Practice makes perfect…..
But nobody’s perfect….. .
so why practice?

Lesson# 4

If it’s true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Lesson# 5

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Lesson# 6

How come “abbreviated” is such a long word?

Lesson# 7

Money is not everything. There’s Master-card & Visa.

Lesson# 8

The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Lesson# 9

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

Lesson# 10

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

Lesson# 11

“Your future depends on your dreams” – So go to sleep.

Lesson# 12

“Hard work never killed anybody” – But why take the risk!

Lesson# 13

“Work fascinates me”. I can look at it for hours.

Lesson# 14

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

Lesson# 15

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station…. What more can I say!