Fun with Google!

So you want to make fun with Google? Here goes the step-by-step guide for the fun:

  • Go to Google home page.
  • Click “Images” on the upper left corner.
  • Fill in the search box with any words (Car, Flower etc).
  • You will get a page with alot of images thumbnailed.
  • Now delete the URL of that page from the addressbar of your browser.
  • Copy the following script and paste it in your addressbar and hit the ENTER key of your keyboard.
javascript:R= 0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI= document.images ; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i<DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math. sin(R*x1+ i*x2+x3)* x4+x5; DIS.top=Math. cos(R*y1+ i*y2+y3)* y4+y5}R++ }setInterval('A()',5); void(0)

Want to play more?? Well… in that case try the following codes in your address bar one by one.

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Khandaker Delwar Hossain: Once upon a time…

Khandaker Delwar Hossain is the Secretary General of BNP, one of the leading political party in Bangladesh. This video was recorded while he was giving speech in National Press Club of Bangladesh. First notice that, how he was reacting, it seems that he had itches in his knee or leg that’s why he is scratching his leg. But well… after a while… it was revealed that it was actually not an itch… it seemed… he was loosing his pants (or pajamas)!! 😀

And hard to believe that they are our political leaders!! Enjoy the video 🙂

Joke: Dialogs between a Boy and a Girl

Before the marriage, when the boy proposed the girl to marry him:

Girl: At last you asked me.
Boy: Will you leave me?
Girl: Definitely not. Don’t worry about that.
Boy: Do you love me?
Girl: Definitely, for the rest of my life.
Boy: Will you ever bluff me?
Girl: Never. How could you imagine that?
Boy: Will you hold my hand?
Girl: Obviously I’ll do that as many times I get the chances.
Boy: Will you ever hurt me?
Girl: Are you crazy? I am not that kind.
Boy: Can I believe you?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: My Sweetheart!

If you curious about the dialog after marriage then just read the whole script upward (from down to top)

Bangla Jokes

এই কৌতুক দুটো বাংলায লেখা। একবার ভেবেছিলাম এগুলো ইংলিশে ট্রান্সলেট করে দিই, কিন্তু পরমুহর্তেই মনে হল এইগুলো বাংলাতেই পরতে সবচেয়ে ভালো লাগছে, ইংলিশে ট্রান্সলেট করলে আবেদন নষ্ট হয়ে যাবে। তাই এই পোস্টটা বাংলাতেই করলাম।

চুট্‌কি # ১

প্রশ্ন: চাঁদে একজন রাজাকার। এর মানে কী?

উত্তর: সমস্যা।

প্রশ্ন: চাঁদে দু’জন রাজাকার। এর মানে কী?

উত্তর: মহা সমস্যা।

প্রশ্ন: গোটা রাজাকার সমাজ চাঁদে। এর মানে কী?

উত্তর: পৃথিবীতে সমস্যার সমাধান!

চুট্‌কি #২

প্রশ্ন: রাজাকার আর এক বালতি গোবরের মধ্যে পার্থক্য কোথায়?

উত্তর: ঐ বালতিটা।

Joke: Mind your accent

Root of problem is the chinese names: Annie Wan, Sam Wan, Noel Wan, Avery Wan, Saw Lee.

Phone operator

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? (anyone)

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I’m Sam Wan (someone) And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about ?

Caller: Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I’m Saw Lee. (sorry)

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!