Manna Facts!

Did you know “the Manna”? The one and only Super-actor in Bangladeshi film industry? How well do you know him? I bet you knew nothing about him. Here are some facts about Manna. If you have spare time then buckle up your seatbelt, because those facts will give you a really bumpy ride!

• Some magicians can walk on water, Manna could swim through the land.
• Manna could speak Chinese… in Bangla.
• Manna could light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
• Some people wear Superman’s costume. Superman wears Manna’s lungi.
• Once the dinosaurs made Manna mad and then they are no where to find.
• Manna could made orange juice from lemons.
• Manna never needs a flash light, he just stares into the darkness and it moves out of the way.
• Manna never paid attention, attention always paid him.
• Manna knew the last digit of Pi.
• What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? When they were kids they all wanted to be Manna.
• Big Bang was caused for Manna, because everything was trying to get away from Manna. Which also explains why the universe is expanding.
• Manna proved Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performed an action, he simply eliminated anything and everything that could provide the reaction.
• Once a cobra bit Manna’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
• Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Manna, there is no other way.
• To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Manna.
• Manna could answer a missed call.
• Manna used to collect honey for the breakfast from his private moon, which is called ‘Honey Moon’.
• Time and tide always waited for Manna.
• Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1964. That was the year Manna was born.
• Manna killed the Dead Sea with his bare hands.
• When Manna did the push-ups, he didn’t lift himself up, rather he pushed the earth down.
• There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Manna allowed to live.
• Manna gave Mona Lisa that smile.
• Manna could divide by zero.
• Manna could judge a book by it’s cover.
• Manna once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.
• Manna could slam a revolving door.
• Manna once kicked a horse in the chin. Today, its’ descendants are known as Giraffes.
• Manna once ordered a plate of Kacchi Biriani in KFC, and he was served that.
• The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Manna kicked one of the corners off.
• Manna could build a snowman out of rain.
• Manna could strangle you with a cordless phone.
• Manna could make onions cry.
• Manna destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognized the element of surprise.
• Manna could watch any live 60 minutes show in 20 minutes.
• Manna has counted to infinity; not once, not twice but thrice!
• Manna actually build the Rome in a day.
• Manna once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
• Manna could play the violin with a piano.
• Manna never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
• The only man who ever outsmarted Manna was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.
• Manna didn’t breathe at all. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
• There were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Manna lived in Dhaka.
• Manna didn’t own a stove, oven, or microwave; because revenge is a dish best served cold.
• Manna had already been to Mars an Moon, that’s why those places does not have any signs of life there.
• Manna didn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Manna.
• Water boiled faster when Manna stared at it.
• Manna could killed two stones with one bird.
• Manna gave the Joker those scars.
• Manna used to leave messages before the beep.
• Manna once warned a young girl to “be good or else…”. The result? Mother Teresa.
• Manna went to court and sentenced the judge.
• Manna could handle the truth.
• Manna could speak Braille.
• Manna could dodge Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kicks.
• Manna taught Rajnikanth those stylish moves.
• Manna could teach an old dog new tricks.
• Manna called Lord Voldemort by his name.
• Who do you think taught Voldemort parseltongue? Manna did.
• Manna got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.
• Manna’s calendar used to go straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fooled Manna.
• Manna used to grind his coffee with his teeth and boil the water with his own rage.
• The last time Manna killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.
• Manna once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
• Manna was so fast, he could run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
• Manna could lick his elbows.
• Manna once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
• Manna never got frostbite. He used to bite frost.
• Manna never wore a watch. He always used to decide what time it was.
• Manna got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
• When you say ‘no one is perfect’, Manna used to take that as a personal insult.
• In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Manna could use to kill you, including the room itself.
• Manna could give pain to Painkillers and headache to Paracetamol.
• Manna sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
• As a child when Manna had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet.
• Manna could answer a missed call.
• Manna needed no visa to travel abroad, he just jumped from the tallest building of Dhaka and held himself in the air while the earth rotated.
• Manna’s brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury’s.
• The quickest way to a man’s heart was with Manna’s fist.
• Manna’s every step created a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
• Manna never bowled strikes, he just knocked down one pin and the other nine fainted out of fear.
• Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Manna”.
• There is no such thing as global warming. Manna was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
• Manna was a champion in the game “Hide n’ seek”, because no one could hide from Manna.
• Aliens do indeed exist. They just avoided the earth to avoid Manna.
• Manna did not style his hair. It laid perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
• When Manna played Monopoly, it affected the actual world economy.
• Manna is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Thanks to Chuck Norris.