Did you know “the Manna”? The one and only Super-actor in Bangladeshi film industry? How well do you know him? I bet you knew nothing about him. Here are some facts about Manna. If you have spare time then buckle up your seatbelt, because those facts will give you a really bumpy ride!
- Some magicians can walk on water, Manna could swim through the land.
- Manna could speak Chinese… in Bangla.
- Manna could light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
- Some people wear Superman’s costume. Superman wears Manna’s lungi.
- Once the dinosaurs made Manna mad and then they are no where to find.
- Manna could made orange juice from lemons.
- Manna never needs a flash light, he just stares into the darkness and it moves out of the way.
- Manna never paid attention, attention always paid him.
- Manna knew the last digit of Pi.
- What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? When they were kids they all wanted to be Manna.
- Big Bang was caused for Manna, because everything was trying to get away from Manna. Which also explains why the universe is expanding.
- Manna proved Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performed an action, he simply eliminated anything and everything that could provide the reaction.
- Once a cobra bit Manna’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
- Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Manna, there is no other way.
- To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Manna.
- Manna could answer a missed call.
- Manna used to collect honey for the breakfast from his private moon, which is called ‘Honey Moon’.
- Time and tide always waited for Manna.
- Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1964. That was the year Manna was born.
- Manna killed the Dead Sea with his bare hands.
- When Manna did the push-ups, he didn’t lift himself up, rather he pushed the earth down.
- There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Manna allowed to live.
- Manna gave Mona Lisa that smile.
- Manna could divide by zero.
- Manna could judge a book by it’s cover.
- Manna once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.
- Manna could slam a revolving door.
- Manna once kicked a horse in the chin. Today, its’ descendants are known as Giraffes.
- Manna once ordered a plate of Kacchi Biriani in KFC, and he was served that.
- The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Manna kicked one of the corners off.
- Manna could build a snowman out of rain.
- Manna could strangle you with a cordless phone.
- Manna could make onions cry.
- Manna destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognized the element of surprise.
- Manna could watch any live 60 minutes show in 20 minutes.
- Manna has counted to infinity; not once, not twice but thrice!
- Manna actually build the Rome in a day.
- Manna once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
- Manna could play the violin with a piano.
- Manna never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
- The only man who ever outsmarted Manna was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.
- Manna didn’t breathe at all. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
- There were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Manna lived in Dhaka.
- Manna didn’t own a stove, oven, or microwave; because revenge is a dish best served cold.
- Manna had already been to Mars an Moon, that’s why those places does not have any signs of life there.
- Manna didn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Manna.
- Water boiled faster when Manna stared at it.
- Manna could killed two stones with one bird.
- Manna gave the Joker those scars.
- Manna used to leave messages before the beep.
- Manna once warned a young girl to “be good or else…”. The result? Mother Teresa.
- Manna went to court and sentenced the judge.
- Manna could handle the truth.
- Manna could speak Braille.
- Manna could dodge Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kicks.
- Manna taught Rajnikanth those stylish moves.
- Manna could teach an old dog new tricks.
- Manna called Lord Voldemort by his name.
- Who do you think taught Voldemort parseltongue? Manna did.
- Manna got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.
- Manna’s calendar used to go straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fooled Manna.
- Manna used to grind his coffee with his teeth and boil the water with his own rage.
- The last time Manna killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.
- Manna once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
- Manna was so fast, he could run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
- Manna could lick his elbows.
- Manna once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
- Manna never got frostbite. He used to bite frost.
- Manna never wore a watch. He always used to decide what time it was.
- Manna got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
- When you say ‘no one is perfect’, Manna used to take that as a personal insult.
- In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Manna could use to kill you, including the room itself.
- Manna could give pain to Painkillers and headache to Paracetamol.
- Manna sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
- As a child when Manna had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet.
- Manna could answer a missed call.
- Manna needed no visa to travel abroad, he just jumped from the tallest building of Dhaka and held himself in the air while the earth rotated.
- Manna’s brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury’s.
- The quickest way to a man’s heart was with Manna’s fist.
- Manna’s every step created a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
- Manna never bowled strikes, he just knocked down one pin and the other nine fainted out of fear.
- Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Manna”.
- There is no such thing as global warming. Manna was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
- Manna was a champion in the game “Hide n’ seek”, because no one could hide from Manna.
- Aliens do indeed exist. They just avoided the earth to avoid Manna.
- Manna did not style his hair. It laid perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
- When Manna played Monopoly, it affected the actual world economy.
- Manna is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Thanks to Chuck Norris.