Idiots in the office are just as hazardous to your health as cigarettes, caffeine or greasy food, an eye-opening new study reveals. In fact, those dopes can kill you!
Stress is one of the top causes of heart attacks — and working with stupid people on a daily basis is one of the deadliest forms of stress, according to researchers at Sweden’s Lindbergh University Medical Center.
The author of the study, Dr. Dagmar Andersson, says her team studied 500 heart attack patients, and were puzzled to find 62 percent had relatively few of the physical risk factors commonly blamed for heart attacks.
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25 Things Julian Smith Hates About Facebook!
If you’re a die hard Facebook fan then think twice. Because Julian Smith says what are the 25 things that he hates about Facebook. Check it out whether this list matches with yours! It is a must watch damn funny video. Thanks Julian for this video!
Courtesy: Julian Smith
Fun with Google!
So you want to make fun with Google? Here goes the step-by-step guide for the fun:
- Go to Google home page.
- Click “Images” on the upper left corner.
- Fill in the search box with any words (Car, Flower etc).
- You will get a page with alot of images thumbnailed.
- Now delete the URL of that page from the addressbar of your browser.
- Copy the following script and paste it in your addressbar and hit the ENTER key of your keyboard.
javascript:R= 0; x1=.1; y1=.05; x2=.25; y2=.24; x3=1.6; y3=.24; x4=300; y4=200; x5=300; y5=200; DI= document.images ; DIL=DI.length; function A(){for(i=0; i<DIL; i++){DIS=DI[ i ].style; DIS.position='absolute'; DIS.left=Math. sin(R*x1+ i*x2+x3)* x4+x5; DIS.top=Math. cos(R*y1+ i*y2+y3)* y4+y5}R++ }setInterval('A()',5); void(0)
Want to play more?? Well… in that case try the following codes in your address bar one by one.
Joke: Dialogs between a Boy and a Girl
Before the marriage, when the boy proposed the girl to marry him:
Girl: At last you asked me.
Boy: Will you leave me?
Girl: Definitely not. Don’t worry about that.
Boy: Do you love me?
Girl: Definitely, for the rest of my life.
Boy: Will you ever bluff me?
Girl: Never. How could you imagine that?
Boy: Will you hold my hand?
Girl: Obviously I’ll do that as many times I get the chances.
Boy: Will you ever hurt me?
Girl: Are you crazy? I am not that kind.
Boy: Can I believe you?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: My Sweetheart!
If you curious about the dialog after marriage then just read the whole script upward (from down to top)
This is Called Engineering Student!
Thanx to Maruf for passing the image used in this post to my Inbox.
Just imagine you are an engineering student and you just took 29 subjects in one semester! Do you dare to appear the exam? Can’t tell your case, but I would do that in my wildest nightmare. But Mandla Naga Prasad of GOGTE INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY just did that stuff! And to my amazement, he got good marks in all the 29 subjects!
Still can’t believe? Just click the following image to see the proof!
Joke: Mind your accent
Root of problem is the chinese names: Annie Wan, Sam Wan, Noel Wan, Avery Wan, Saw Lee.
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? (anyone)
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I’m Sam Wan (someone) And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about ?
Caller: Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I’m Saw Lee. (sorry)
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
A World Without Engineers!
Ever thought what would be the world look like if there is no engineers? Just look the following pictures and find out the answers yourself. 😀 To see the actual size, please click the thumbnails.
Y2K compliant…
Thanks to LinuxHomeServer for sharing this joke. A slightly modified version is posted here. Enjoy 😀
TO: Boss
FROM: Mofiz
SUBJECT: RE: Changing Calendars from Y2K bug
Dear Boss,
I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion of all of the months on all of the company calendars for next year. The calendars have been returned from the printer and are ready to be distributed with the following new months: Januark, Februark, Mak, Julk.
Though you’ve not mentioned, I also changed all the days of each week to: Sundak, Mondak, Tuesdak, Wednesdak, Thursdak, Fridak, and Saturdak.
Now we are Y to K compliant…
Yours sincerely,
Mofiz.