Joke: Dialogs between a Boy and a Girl

Before the marriage, when the boy proposed the girl to marry him:

Girl: At last you asked me.
Boy: Will you leave me?
Girl: Definitely not. Don’t worry about that.
Boy: Do you love me?
Girl: Definitely, for the rest of my life.
Boy: Will you ever bluff me?
Girl: Never. How could you imagine that?
Boy: Will you hold my hand?
Girl: Obviously I’ll do that as many times I get the chances.
Boy: Will you ever hurt me?
Girl: Are you crazy? I am not that kind.
Boy: Can I believe you?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: My Sweetheart!

If you curious about the dialog after marriage then just read the whole script upward (from down to top)

ATM manual for boys and girls

  • Instructions for boys:

1. Drive to ATM
2. Insert Card
3. Enter PIN
4. Take cash, card and receipt
5. Drive away

  • Instructions for Girls:

1. Drive to ATM booth
2. Back up and pull forward the car to get closer
3. Shut off engine
4. Put keys in purse
5. Get out of car because you’re too far from machine
6. Search for card in purse
7. Insert card
8. Hunt in purse for grocery receipt with PIN written on it
9. Enter PIN
10. Study instructions
11. Hit “CANCEL”
12. Re-enter correct PIN
13. Check balance
14. Look for envelope
15. Look in purse for pen
16. Make out deposit slip
17. Endorse checks
18. Make deposit
19. Study instructions
20. Make cash withdrawal
21. Get in car
22. Check makeup
23. Look for keys
24. Start car engine
25. Check makeup again
26. Start pulling away
27. Stop!
28. Put the hand brake on
29. Get out of car
30. Take the card and receipt
31. Get back in car
32. Put card in wallet
33. Put receipt in checkbook
34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
36. Check makeup
37. Put car in reverse
38. Put car in drive
39. Drive away from machine
40. Drive 3 kilometer to shopping mall