I got these pics from Tushar by mail. These pics actually show some error message from Windows (if it is in Bangla). Well… I am sorry that all the pics are in Bangla. They may be old but hilarious indeed!
Have fun and enjoy.
Tag: Jokes
Wife: Present-Past-Future
Got these cartoons from Ahmed Nitul’s blog. I myself laughed for a while when I saw these cartoons. I couldn’t resist myself and that is why these are in my blog too! 🙂
Joke: Dialogs between a Boy and a Girl
Before the marriage, when the boy proposed the girl to marry him:
Girl: At last you asked me.
Boy: Will you leave me?
Girl: Definitely not. Don’t worry about that.
Boy: Do you love me?
Girl: Definitely, for the rest of my life.
Boy: Will you ever bluff me?
Girl: Never. How could you imagine that?
Boy: Will you hold my hand?
Girl: Obviously I’ll do that as many times I get the chances.
Boy: Will you ever hurt me?
Girl: Are you crazy? I am not that kind.
Boy: Can I believe you?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: My Sweetheart!
If you curious about the dialog after marriage then just read the whole script upward (from down to top)
Bangla Jokes
এই কৌতুক দুটো বাংলায লেখা। একবার ভেবেছিলাম এগুলো ইংলিশে ট্রান্সলেট করে দিই, কিন্তু পরমুহর্তেই মনে হল এইগুলো বাংলাতেই পরতে সবচেয়ে ভালো লাগছে, ইংলিশে ট্রান্সলেট করলে আবেদন নষ্ট হয়ে যাবে। তাই এই পোস্টটা বাংলাতেই করলাম।
চুট্কি # ১
প্রশ্ন: চাঁদে একজন রাজাকার। এর মানে কী?
উত্তর: সমস্যা।
প্রশ্ন: চাঁদে দু’জন রাজাকার। এর মানে কী?
উত্তর: মহা সমস্যা।
প্রশ্ন: গোটা রাজাকার সমাজ চাঁদে। এর মানে কী?
উত্তর: পৃথিবীতে সমস্যার সমাধান!
চুট্কি #২
প্রশ্ন: রাজাকার আর এক বালতি গোবরের মধ্যে পার্থক্য কোথায়?
উত্তর: ঐ বালতিটা।
Joke: Mind your accent
Root of problem is the chinese names: Annie Wan, Sam Wan, Noel Wan, Avery Wan, Saw Lee.
Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? (anyone)
Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I’m Sam Wan (someone) And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It’s urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what’s this urgent matter about ?
Caller: Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan (no one) was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn’t an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don’t have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I’m Saw Lee. (sorry)
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!
A World Without Engineers!
Ever thought what would be the world look like if there is no engineers? Just look the following pictures and find out the answers yourself. 😀 To see the actual size, please click the thumbnails.
To fail or not to fail
Probably the most brief explanation of how to fail in exam (or if you take it reversely – how not to fail in exam!). Enjoy 😀
Ever been in this Situation before?
