Manna Facts!

Did you know “the Manna”? The one and only Super-actor in Bangladeshi film industry? How well do you know him? I bet you knew nothing about him. Here are some facts about Manna. If you have spare time then buckle up your seatbelt, because those facts will give you a really bumpy ride!


  • Some magicians can walk on water, Manna could swim through the land.
  • Manna could speak Chinese… in Bangla.
  • Manna could light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
  • Some people wear Superman’s costume. Superman wears Manna’s lungi.
  • Once the dinosaurs made Manna mad and then they are no where to find.
  • Manna could made orange juice from lemons.
  • Manna never needs a flash light, he just stares into the darkness and it moves out of the way.
  • Manna never paid attention, attention always paid him.
  • Manna knew the last digit of Pi.
  • What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? When they were kids they all wanted to be Manna.
  • Big Bang was caused for Manna, because everything was trying to get away from Manna. Which also explains why the universe is expanding.
  • Manna proved Newton wrong all the time. Every time he performed an action, he simply eliminated anything and everything that could provide the reaction.
  • Once a cobra bit Manna’ leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
  • Where there is a will, there is a way. Where there is Manna, there is no other way.
  • To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Manna.
  • Manna could answer a missed call.
  • Manna used to collect honey for the breakfast from his private moon, which is called ‘Honey Moon’.
  • Time and tide always waited for Manna.
  • Words like awesomeness, brilliance, legendary etc. were added to the dictionary in the year 1964. That was the year Manna was born.
  • Manna killed the Dead Sea with his bare hands.
  • When Manna did the push-ups, he didn’t lift himself up, rather he pushed the earth down.
  • There is no such thing as evolution, it’s just a list of creatures that Manna allowed to live.
  • Manna gave Mona Lisa that smile.
  • Manna could divide by zero.
  • Manna could judge a book by it’s cover.
  • Manna once got into a fight with a VCR player. Now it plays DVDs.
  • Manna could slam a revolving door.
  • Manna once kicked a horse in the chin. Today, its’ descendants are known as Giraffes.
  • Manna once ordered a plate of Kacchi Biriani in KFC, and he was served that.
  • The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Manna kicked one of the corners off.
  • Manna could build a snowman out of rain.
  • Manna could strangle you with a cordless phone.
  • Manna could make onions cry.
  • Manna destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognized the element of surprise.
  • Manna could watch any live 60 minutes show in 20 minutes.
  • Manna has counted to infinity; not once, not twice but thrice!
  • Manna actually build the Rome in a day.
  • Manna once got into a knife-fight. The knife lost.
  • Manna could play the violin with a piano.
  • Manna never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself in fear.
  • The only man who ever outsmarted Manna was Stephen Hawking, and he got what he deserved.
  • Manna didn’t breathe at all. Air hides in his lungs for protection.
  • There were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. Manna lived in Dhaka.
  • Manna didn’t own a stove, oven, or microwave; because revenge is a dish best served cold.
  • Manna had already been to Mars an Moon, that’s why those places does not have any signs of life there.
  • Manna didn’t move at the speed of light. Light moves at the speed of Manna.
  • Water boiled faster when Manna stared at it.
  • Manna could killed two stones with one bird.
  • Manna gave the Joker those scars.
  • Manna used to leave messages before the beep.
  • Manna once warned a young girl to “be good or else…”. The result? Mother Teresa.
  • Manna went to court and sentenced the judge.
  • Manna could handle the truth.
  • Manna could speak Braille.
  • Manna could dodge Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kicks.
  • Manna taught Rajnikanth those stylish moves.
  • Manna could teach an old dog new tricks.
  • Manna called Lord Voldemort by his name.
  • Who do you think taught Voldemort parseltongue? Manna did.
  • Manna got small pox when he was a kid. As a result small pox is now eradicated.
  • Manna’s calendar used to go straight from March 31st to April 2nd, no one fooled Manna.
  • Manna used to grind his coffee with his teeth and boil the water with his own rage.
  • The last time Manna killed someone, he slapped himself to do it. The other guy just disintegrated. Resonance.
  • Manna once had a heart attack. His heart lost.
  • Manna was so fast, he could run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
  • Manna could lick his elbows.
  • Manna once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
  • Manna never got frostbite. He used to bite frost.
  • Manna never wore a watch. He always used to decide what time it was.
  • Manna got his drivers license at the age of 16 seconds.
  • When you say ‘no one is perfect’, Manna used to take that as a personal insult.
  • In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Manna could use to kill you, including the room itself.
  • Manna could give pain to Painkillers and headache to Paracetamol.
  • Manna sneezed only once in his entire life, that’s when the tsunami occurred in the Indian ocean.
  • As a child when Manna had dyslexia, he simply re-scripted the alphabet.
  • Manna could answer a missed call.
  • Manna needed no visa to travel abroad, he just jumped from the tallest building of Dhaka and held himself in the air while the earth rotated.
  • Manna’s brain works faster than Chacha Chaudhury’s.
  • The quickest way to a man’s heart was with Manna’s fist.
  • Manna’s every step created a mini whirlwind. Hurricane Katrina was the result of a morning jog.
  • Manna never bowled strikes, he just knocked down one pin and the other nine fainted out of fear.
  • Archaeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Manna”.
  • There is no such thing as global warming. Manna was feeling cold, so brought the sun closer to heat the earth up.
  • Manna was a champion in the game “Hide n’ seek”, because no one could hide from Manna.
  • Aliens do indeed exist. They just avoided the earth to avoid Manna.
  • Manna did not style his hair. It laid perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
  • When Manna played Monopoly, it affected the actual world economy.
  • Manna is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Thanks to Chuck Norris.

4 thoughts on “Manna Facts!”

  1. @ Russell Bhai

    He he he … you forgot to check out the 'reference' that I've mentioned in the footer 😉

    @ Tareq

    Manna is our 'pride'… so I mentioned 'a few' facts of Manna out of 'many' 😉

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